Mad Libs: Flooded Basement Edition (SOLVED)

"CB" (jrcb) 07/29/2015 at 19:12 • Filed to: Let's play a game, Fuck your quizzes

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Let’s play a game of Mad Libs. I had some issues with my furnace/air conditioning that was causing water to fill up in the basement. Finally got it looked at, but the carpet in my room is now soaked and totally boned. But, for your enjoyment, let’s fill in the blanks as to what caused the problem! The person who gets it right wins absolutely nothing.

“It turns out the drainage pipe was filled with wood , and part of the pipes were held together with electrical tape .”

Congrats to G_Body for getting the tape right and HammerheadFistpunch for guessing what was in the pipes! But seriously, how in the fuck does this even happen? The dude fixing the thing asked if any of us were carpenters (no), and who the fuck holds a pipe together with electrical tape? At least use duct tape, dammit.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:18

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I'm gonna say semen and duct tape.

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/29/2015 at 19:19

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Not quite for the first one, but very close for the second.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:22

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Electrical tape? Packing tape? Aluminum tape?

XJDano > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:23

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Slime/ packing tape.

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/29/2015 at 19:24

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Ding ding ding, electrical tape! The most useless of tapes!

CB > XJDano 07/29/2015 at 19:24

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No to slime, the tape was of the electrical variety. G_Body already got it.

Steve in Manhattan > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/29/2015 at 19:25

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You took my answer!

But seriously folks - pine needles and electrical tape.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:25

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Now let’s see, was the pipe filled with hair? Tissues? Donald Trump’s dignity?

CB > Steve in Manhattan 07/29/2015 at 19:25

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You’re fairly close with pine needles, actually!

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/29/2015 at 19:26

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It is not from a human body.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:26

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Leaves?

HammerheadFistpunch > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:28

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Tree roots. Damn roots.

CRider > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:28

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What kind of animal was it, then?

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 07/29/2015 at 19:28

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You’re almost on the money there. It wasn’t roots, though.

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/29/2015 at 19:28

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Nope.

CB > CRider 07/29/2015 at 19:29

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Not an animal.

HammerheadFistpunch > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:29

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trees?

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 07/29/2015 at 19:30

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It was wood. I’ll give it to you.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:30

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Bush branches? Bees nests? Grass clippings?

HammerheadFistpunch > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:32

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We had tree roots balls causing havoc in the water pipes at our old place

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/29/2015 at 19:33

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It was wood.

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 07/29/2015 at 19:34

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As the edited description says, the repair guy actually asked if any of us were carpenters, because apparently there were a bunch of wood chunks in the pipe (small chunks, but chunks).

Steve in Manhattan > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:43

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OK - here’s mine. My normally 25 minute commute took 50 minutes because the trains were fucked up and because one woman was _____ on the stairs and two others were taking _____ of the crowded platform, and I could not get down the stairs.

CB > Steve in Manhattan 07/29/2015 at 19:45

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Passed out, poops into each others’ mouths.

Steve in Manhattan > CB 07/29/2015 at 19:56

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No, no variation on 2 Girls and a Cup. Also, not passed out, but might as well have been.

StoneCold > Steve in Manhattan 07/29/2015 at 20:03

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Drunk & Pictures/Selfies?

Steve in Manhattan > StoneCold 07/29/2015 at 20:09

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Close enough for jazz ... one was sitting on the staircase, two others were snapping pictures of the packed platform. Took me 3 requests (each on louder) to get one of them to move to let me onto the platform. Using my best manners, I informed them that none of their Face friends “would give a flying fuck” about the situation.